F the poor

So I decided to be charitable and I made my wife donate her car to your favorite organization who has those santas ringing bells on the corner. We could have probably sold the car for a couple bucks. We took care of all the paperwork and they came and towed the car away. We sent everything to the DMV and thought we were done. We felt very good about helping the poor. Maybe some great tiny tim poor person would get a chance to drive.

So now 8 months later we get a ticket from the 91 Facist toll road org who is saying that we had run a toll booth on their dumb ass tollway!!! Toll Roads suck! Not only are they controlled by a faceless corp they congest the freeway even more. Im not saying the 91 freeway is perfect but that stupid toll road stops traffic to let these inbred hillbillies in their HUGE 4x4's that they bought with their HELOC's on their crappy condos that suck, merge onto the taxpayers freeway slowing us poor bastards down! They are gonna charge me a fee for a car I dont even have anymore! Then to add insult to injury they WANT ME TO FIX their mistake. They want ME to go to the DMV and prove my innocence.

At his pooint I am so ANGRY!!! I have to wake up early (I work nites) and deal with this because of some irresponsible assmunches who cant follow the laws! I get in my car and battle traffic to the DMV to check on the status of the transfer. My closest DMV is Norco, CA where I wait in line for 15 minutes to get to the real line. After they give me my ticket I waited for a whole hour.

OK the DMV is a horrible place, but the NORCO DMV is Hell! They dont call people in order there. They have 3 catagories of hell. G B H and I wish I had some while I was there. I was B196. So instead of calling B1 B2 B3 and so on, they call B129 B130 B140 H150 G200 B195 H140 B195 G122 and finally B196. Its enough to drive you nutz. JUST CALL 1 2 3 4 5!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH I wonder why more people dont go DMVal like postal get it??? :)

Anyway, they finally call my number and I talk to the guy. They want me to PAY 5 dollars for a print out of the transfer. They system shows that our side of the paper work went through but it is still pending!!!! 8 fudging months later and its still pending! I immediatley ask for the supervisor and start yelling at her. I used to be very passive in life (yesterday) and now IM SICK OF IT ALL! So I start telling her its the DMV's fault that its not taken care of. What if THEY us the car to rob a bank and the police break down my door. "Oh thats not very likely."

Since I was not on the registration I couldnt get a print out anyway! It was confidential information that ONLY THE REGISTERED OWNER could have. Ok, so the State of California will take 1/2 of my money if I divorce that woman (that I love) they call my wife!!! So isnt 1/2 of her stuff mine???? And then how confidential is it when they are giving my name to the Fudgin toll road system! So I got really mad and I yelled at her, I kept saying, "Its your fault and you want me to pay 5 dollars!" I left before they kicked me out and I called the DMV.

Believe it or not they were more courteous, but not that much. She said I could use a copy I had made of the transfer. The lady also brought up that system showed everythng was good on my side and they were just waiting on the others to register the car.

Hell, now that I think of it, the tags havent been paid for. I wonder if they are going to come after us if they get busted for bad tags?

Anyway I then called the Army of the poor only to get a machine. I threatened to report the car stolen if they didnt call me back! And as of right now, they havent called me back. I will try again in the morning and rip someone a new asshole.

This is the last time I give to charity. My wife told me not to do it, the tax write off isnt that much. But did I listen????? I work too hard to let these bastard poor people just have my stuff. Poor people dont deserve my stuff. They will probably treat it like crap anyway. Look how they treated my car by not doing the legal thing??? Poor people should go out and get real jobs. Why do I have to pay taxes for these morons who dont understand that rules need to be followed to pull yourself out of poverty. Poor people of the world, you are not going to take advantage of me any more!!!